NEWS

So what with it being lockdown and all, there's no live gigs for any of us UK comedians, unless there are, and they're not telling me.

Which is a shame because I was pretty good at stand-up.

Rather than just facing reality and getting  a proper job that could actually help, I've started to venture into the world of 'the Internet'.  As a straight white man in his 40s, it's exactly what the world needs right now and I am embracing it as much as any old person confronted by new and terrifying technology can. 

​Every Tuesday and Friday, I've been hosting an online version of my hit Edinburgh Fringe show 'Board Game Smackdown', where comedians play board games and you watch.  Its more fun than I've made it sound.

I've also been writing Emoji Quizzes. Oooh get me with my emojis, I must be SO young. My aim is to put out a book of these. But, hey, it's me, so that's unlikely to happen.

Play along.